gayisthenewokay:

in-toxicatd:

I can’t wait for the day that instead of “It’s late, I have to go.” you will say “It’s late, let’s go to bed.”

this is so cute

(via emperorshark)

rowanandphoenixfeather:

one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there

(via florawrsaurus)

askinnyblackman:

a romantic ballad for the love of my life

(via thefuuuucomics)

"did he really need you or did he just need someone?"

— one of the hardest things i’ve ever had to accept (via iwantto-disappear)

(via aflatminer)

An Infinite List of Favorite Collections - Paolo Sebastian S/S 2014-15 Haute Couture

(via gagmeniall)

(Source: micdotcom, via milkywayjones)

swolizard:

Some Guy Recreated a Bunch of Female Tinder Pics and They’re Glorious

I chose my favorites, but you can find the rest here

(via who-dun-it)

dek-says-so:

abbyjean:

Charts from OKCupid, showing how straight women and men rate each other based on ages. For women, the men they find most attractive are roughly their own age. For men, the women they find most attractive are roughly the same age - 20 to 23 - regardless of the age of the man. (538)

Good fucking Christ.

(via bentimothycarltoncumberbatch)

attackontorchwood:

pilgrimkitty:

dontmakemechokeaginge:

look at this its the lesbian version of bonnie and clyde 

You had me at “lesbian version of Bonnie & Clyde.”

HOLY FUCK THAT WAS JUST. WOW

(via florawrsaurus)

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

(via florawrsaurus)

thenaebyrd777:

egberts:

wikeni:

kanmae-west:

nymph-in-the-yellow-dress:

egberts:

spooktre:

egberts:

minute and minute shouldn’t be spelled the same

im not content with this content

i object to that object

I need to read what I read again

Excuse me but there’s no excuse for this

Someone should wind this post up and throw it in the wind

i hope you dont mind but you just fucked with my mind

fuck all of you

(via cryingbecausemerlin)

teamstarpluskid:

ajunkiesloins:

soratrick:

merederpien:

ronaldweasley:

HE WAS A LORD

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AND HE WAS A QUIRRELL

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CAN I MAKE IT ANYMORE OBVIOUS?

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omfg crying

HE TAUGHT AT SCHOOL

http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv104/kelseywolf/quirrell.jpg

HE TOOK BALLET

WHAT MORE CAN I SAY?

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HE WAS EVIL

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HE’D NEVER TELL

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SECRETLY HE WAS EVIL AS WELL

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How have I not seen this yet?

(via bentimothycarltoncumberbatch)

  • There was a time when I thought I knew you like the back of my hand.
  • There was a time when I thought you made my world beautiful.
  • There was a time when the look in your eyes was enough.
  • But now, I know.
  • I know that I only knew the you I wanted to know.
  • That the person you are is the one that turned my world to darkness, pain, and burning desire.
  • And that the look in your eyes was into what you wanted, not what you saw in me.

antlor:

people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters

(via bentimothycarltoncumberbatch)

prasm:

yourscientistfriend:

wheatily:

 poots 

I laughed so hard at the word poots

These poots are made for walkin

prasm:

yourscientistfriend:

wheatily:

poots

I laughed so hard at the word poots

These poots are made for walkin

(Source: csattogoslepke, via bentimothycarltoncumberbatch)