vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

(Source: dispora, via thefuuuucomics)

yung-medusa:

valentine’s day

        lentine’s day

                ntine’s day

                        e’s day

                                 ay

                                    ayyyy

                                           ayyyyy vodka

(via unfortunate-nerd)

All i do at work is play candy crush and eat food

(Source: c0mics, via thefuuuucomics)

fidefortitude:

isenseanunquenchablethirst:

is this what responsibilities look like

can i just

so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp

and johnny depp had to scream back

without either of them laughing

just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other

(Source: sothoros, via imagin-nation)

missjessicasmith:

itseasytoremember:

Shout out to that one shirt that’s fit you for like, 5 years no matter how much your body has changed

I even grew boobs and it’s like ‘whatever, I got you’.

(via mountain-glory)

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

bisexualzuko:

nonomella:

froggybangbang:

nonomella:

My boyfriend doesn’t have furniture in his house just a giant bean bag and a futon A+ life choices

are you really really tiny or is that the most perfect bean bag ever?

I am 5’9”
it is a gigantic 8ft bean bag

perfect bean bag

keep the boyfriend he has great bean bags

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

bisexualzuko:

nonomella:

froggybangbang:

nonomella:

My boyfriend doesn’t have furniture in his house just a giant bean bag and a futon A+ life choices

are you really really tiny or is that the most perfect bean bag ever?

I am 5’9”

it is a gigantic 8ft bean bag

perfect bean bag

keep the boyfriend he has great bean bags

(via florawrsaurus)

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when an fast angry song comes on that you know every word to comes on and you’re in just the right mood that you’re eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

(via navieblue)

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

(via thefuuuucomics)

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

(via bentimothycarltoncumberbatch)

cherrybombkisses:

artdeko:

Poetry.

omg

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

(via bentimothycarltoncumberbatch)

obsessedwithspn:

let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis

(via bentimothycarltoncumberbatch)

xoshannonanne:

this makes me super uncomfortable and i don’t know why

xoshannonanne:

this makes me super uncomfortable and i don’t know why

(Source: giulianofederico, via thefuuuucomics)

allykennedy96:

Sorry for my drunk handwriting but I found this in my pocket from last night.

allykennedy96:

Sorry for my drunk handwriting but I found this in my pocket from last night.

(via navieblue)