livingina-hidingplace:

faineemae:

"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."

"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."

fuck the education system

I will never NOT reblog this.

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sammy-got-pimped-for-pie:

In honor of back-to-school.

sammy-got-pimped-for-pie:

In honor of back-to-school.

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when your door’s left open

cannibal-kaneki:

what it looks like:
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what it feels like:
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prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

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jawnpalace:

omg that was beautiful

jawnpalace:

omg that was beautiful

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you-pray-too-loud-pickebicke:

joshoohahhhhhh:

awwww-cute:

A baby chinchilla

why is this the first time I’ve seen a baby chinchilla

Because the world wasn’t ready for the sheer cuteness.

you-pray-too-loud-pickebicke:

joshoohahhhhhh:

awwww-cute:

A baby chinchilla

why is this the first time I’ve seen a baby chinchilla

Because the world wasn’t ready for the sheer cuteness.

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sixpenceee:

1-800-fyou:

sixpenceee:

THE MYSTERY OF DEVIL’S KETTLE FALLS
Look at the 2 waterfalls. One of them (the one to the left) seems to descend into a hole and disappear forever. Researchers have poured blue dye and ping ping balls into the fall to try and track where it goes, but no luck. 
There a bunch of theories but no definite answer. No one is really sure where the water goes just yet
SOURCE

I thought this was just a thing for Jennifer’s Body

Oh nah, it’s a real thing too 

sixpenceee:

1-800-fyou:

sixpenceee:

THE MYSTERY OF DEVIL’S KETTLE FALLS

Look at the 2 waterfalls. One of them (the one to the left) seems to descend into a hole and disappear forever. Researchers have poured blue dye and ping ping balls into the fall to try and track where it goes, but no luck. 

There a bunch of theories but no definite answer. No one is really sure where the water goes just yet

SOURCE

I thought this was just a thing for Jennifer’s Body

Oh nah, it’s a real thing too 

(via describingcolours)

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

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Things almost every author needs to research

kelpiekilo:

clevergirlhelps:

the-right-writing:

  • How bodies decompose
  • Wilderness survival skills
  • Mob mentality
  • Other cultures
  • What it takes for a human to die in a given situation
  • Common tropes in your genre
  • Average weather for your setting

yoooo

Heey

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eyeballfarts:

perks-of-being-chinese:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what kind of math do trees do

twigonometry

square roots

geomiTREE

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saxydrummajor:

It always makes me sad when I see kids in band who have no passion for it or just don’t care. Band has always made me so happy and I have always loved it so much that I just can’t comprehend how people don’t love it as much as I do. I wish everyone was just as passionate as I am about it and found as much enjoyment in it as I do.

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I am my own woman crush Wednesday.

I am my own woman crush Wednesday.

dlubes:

does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off

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unrulyblvckkids:

ambitiousgurl1:

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

Bruh…

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ispankmyturtle:

why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay

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