I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
THIS IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE
"Suddenly, every song was about you."
— loving you in six words (via livethroughlife)
(Source: say-cheesecake, via navieblue)
"At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?"
— Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via yball)
(Source: meetingsinthedesert, via thatsmoderatelyraven)
do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
(Source: littlexiutie, via brookemonsters)
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
(Source: itssexualhour, via teamfreekickass)
what if after you die you get stats like
words said total: 21,390,459
pushups done: 1.3
hours spent crying: 238